Text on screen:
DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME! YOU'RE GOING 62 IN A 65! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIMINALS AND WINNERS! PICK ONE!
YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE THEM! USE THEM! THAT'S A YIELD, NOT A STOP, YOU ABSOLUTE—
Tyler1’s eyes bulge out of his greenscreened head. He rips his shirt off. He starts screaming so hard the audio distorts.
THAT WAS A STALE YELLOW! YOU HAD FOUR SECONDS! YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT! I'VE SEEN SLOTHS WITH BETTER REACTION TIME! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE AND MY SANITY IN THIS GREENScreen—
(calmly) Alright, just gonna merge onto the highway. Signal's on. Plenty of space.
…I hate parallel parking.
Text on screen:
DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME! YOU'RE GOING 62 IN A 65! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIMINALS AND WINNERS! PICK ONE! When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...
YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE THEM! USE THEM! THAT'S A YIELD, NOT A STOP, YOU ABSOLUTE— Text on screen: DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME
Tyler1’s eyes bulge out of his greenscreened head. He rips his shirt off. He starts screaming so hard the audio distorts. NOT A STOP
THAT WAS A STALE YELLOW! YOU HAD FOUR SECONDS! YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT! I'VE SEEN SLOTHS WITH BETTER REACTION TIME! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE AND MY SANITY IN THIS GREENScreen—
(calmly) Alright, just gonna merge onto the highway. Signal's on. Plenty of space.
…I hate parallel parking.