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Ricky’s apartment—normally a carefully curated mid-century modern sanctuary—was transformed into what can only be described as a festive bomb site. The tree stood naked (literally, no skirt, no tinsel, just lights and a slightly askew star). Gifts were piled in their raw, retail glory: Amazon boxes with crushed corners, sleek Zara bags spilling tissue paper, and one particularly chaotic offering that appeared to be a Crock-Pot still in its factory styrofoam.

Four out of five candy canes. (Deducted one point because someone’s “unwrapped” casserole dish definitely still had a Target security tag on it.) RickysRoom 24 12 23 An Unwrapped Holiday Orgy P...

“Uninvited.” BYO chair. We cannot wait. sleek Zara bags spilling tissue paper