Leo stared. It was all true.
Leo had bought his MageGee MK-Box 75% mechanical keyboard for one reason: it was cheap, clicky, and looked like a stormtrooper’s control panel. But after three weeks, the RGB lighting had devolved into a frantic, seizure-inducing strobe, and the “Z” key occasionally typed “ZX” like it had a nervous stutter.
The keyboard responded:
It was empty.